Paul Andrew M’O Exclusive: Tigrado Suede and Metallic Leather Pumps

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But when she was about to smile because she remembered the secret, her DSQUARED2 ankle boots turned into a pair of Paul Andrew Tigrado Suede and Metallic Leather Pumps. And a little urchin appeared on her knee and started talking to her about the pumps. “These are Paul Andrew Moda Operandi Exclusives” said the little urchin in a squeaky chipmunky voice. “They are Tigrado Suede and Metallic-Leather Pumps”. And she looked down at the urchin on her knee. It was so cute. It looked like the Pillsbury dough boy and sounded like Alvin the Chipmunk. And so she asked it, “Are you sure you’re not the Pillsbury dough boy?” And it replied “tickle me and find out”. But the way it said “tickle me and find out” was very dark. And so she didn’t tickle it, because she had a feeling that while it looked like the Pillsbury dough boy, it wasn’t going to giggle if she tickled it. It was going to turn into something like the Chucky doll from those eighties movies.

“Do you like these Paul Andrew Tigrado Suede and Metallic Leather Pumps?” the little urchin asked her. “Well, they’re very pretty,” she said. “But I don’t think these are my right size. Look–see?” And she pointed down to her feet. The pumps were not on her feet at this point. They were next to her feet. And they were a size 4. “I wear a size 8 and a half,” she said to the urchin. “Those are a size 8 and a half,” said the urchin. “No they’re not,” she said. “They’re a size 4.” “No, they’re not,” said the urchin. And they argued back and forth like this for a minute. Then the urchin disappeared. And she picked up the pumps and looked inside and saw they were a size eight and a half. “But these will never fit me,” she thought to herself. “They’re the smallest size eight and a half shoes I’ve ever seen.” But when she tried to put them on they went on like a pair of Cinderella slippers.”I guess they do fit,” she said. “How come they looked so much smaller than my feet? Am I in the twilight zone?”

All of a sudden  someone turned on a radio in her right ear. And the radio was playing Kanye West. He was singing “Amazing”. It was at the part where he was going “It’s amazin’, so amazin’, so amazin’, so amazin’, it’s amazin’ So amazin’, so amazin’, so amazin’, it’s amazin'”. And in her left ear someone turned on Jay-Z. At least it sounded like Jay-Z. But she wasn’t so sure she actually knew what Jay-Z sounded like. He was singing something about money. And it was as confusing as you would expect it to be hearing one song in one ear and another song in the other ear at the same time. So she tried to figure out what was going on. Maybe she was in the twilight zone for real.

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